Victor - The Poet Legend, Understated

There is a poet named Victor Santiago, this much is true; As for the rest... They say his briefcase is the one from Pulp Fiction—that it is the very same briefcase that belonged to one Wallace Stevens—I have seen its inner glow. They say he once wrote a poem with nothing but the space bar on his Royal Safari, and that it made Queen Elizabeth weep. They say he once took a case to trial, and won speaking nothing but verse, using only words that started with the letter "v." They say he keeps Shakespeare's stolen skull on his desk, and argues with him every 3rd Wednesday of the month. They say he is D.B. Cooper. He donated the money to charity. They say he never removes his suit in public, lest his muscles and six-pack abs embarrass the lads. Likewise, all of this...is true.