My Boyfriend

For Boyfriend by chris the poet For Boyfriend, That's CAPITAL 'B' So you could say it's serious, yeah, But I'm not saying he's serious, no, He's sweet, very sweet, But there's substance, the calories aren't empty Like the Guinness he drinks, ne Not that I'm complaining, I drink my wine, But I like my guy to be a cold glass of beer, Which he is, you know, manly, tasteful, distinguished, He reads, HE READS, It's not every day you meet a man who reads in this city, but then, this isn't his city, Venezuelan guys just do it different, I guess, And it makes sense that he wants to be a librarian Because I like checking him out, But I can do that, Like I said, CAPITAL 'B' and all, And when he buys me a big house in Coconut Grove, Well, I might even let him have his own room To watch F1 and drink Guinness and be a nerd and stuff because I him that much!