Madam President, A Second Typewriter Has Hit the World Trade Center...

1 President, a SECOND Typewriter Has Hit + W Trade Center... by chris the poet *Cough Cough* Madam President, a second typewriter has hit the world trade center... WHAAAAAAT? WHO DID AHWHAAAAT AHWIITH WHOOOOO????? AND WHBRB???? FUCK DESE KIDS FUCK STORYTIME SUCK MY DICK IT'S MADAM PRESIDENT TIME... Madam President, you're live in 3..e2ecelece MY FELLOOOOOOOUOWWWW AMERICANS... *administers ozempic s t 1 podium* *takes a big bite of ham ry cheeze croissant* *takes a selfie with di WHAT WAS I SAYING??? OH! MY FELLOW AMERICANS! YOU WON'T BELIEVE H : I'VE GOTII!