We formally invite you to the royal wedding of Tiara XXXXXXXXX and...

NO ONE! It will be better than yours! I'll be given an award! You will bring me a gift and pay for your own food and your own drinks! I might even make you attend remotely through zoon! And I'll keep you on mute! I'll have a ring, and another, and wear both! I'll throw a bouquet at the head of a B**** I don't like, and it'll be filled with rocks! The wedding cake will have candles and when I blow them out, I'll make a wish, and it'll come true, because I'm me and not you Sucks to suck See you there... NOT!