Mr. Wesley Cutie-Pie

When I say I know a guy, I don't just mean any guy; I know THE guy: Mr. Wesley Cutie-Pie! He arrived without a thyroid—this makes him 1 in 10,000—but what he did come with is what makes all the world sigh for this 1-in-ten-billion boy. The sun won't rise and the moon won't glow without paying this young mister a curtsy or bow, Both independent and a brother expecting—a good complete friend, most affecting, to those with taste for what's best—These may call him Wesley: But that's Mr. Wesley Cutie-Pie to the rest.