Jonah! Fierce Warrior, Miner, & Defender of Kittens!

We begin this tale at the End, where Minecraft Warrior Jonah does do noble battle with the tyrant mutant ender dragon. Deep into the tire of this war of spirit and physic, Jonah cannot say whether this is the first or thousandth time they have danced this dance of death, but the steps come quick and natural and threaten to bite off leg and head if Jonah is not sharper of wit But Jonah has cause in his chest plate to fight to the end and beyond—not only a brave heart, but an ever braver kitten! But now the claw of the demonic beast has undone his armour, and Jonah braces for the worst...but it does not come, for he is shielded by...as meow. The ender dragon is terrified of cats!!