Joey and the Giant Hangover!

Once upon 5 bottles of tequila and even more good company, there was the life of the party, Joey. Joey was a kind of fearless warrior, clearing the dungeons within bottles of silver and gold Patron with nothing but lime wedges and salt. In one night, last night as it turns out, Joey the MAN vanquished five liquid dragons from south of the border, and for the rest of the night he breathed fire, victorious. Once upon a morning, Joey the Fool woke up, in good company, yes, but groaning. Not guilty, he still found himself hung over the market he gifted with his double-visioned presence by what felt like his entrails and yesterday's lunch. Long live Joey Cuervo-Patron—THAT MAN FR FR