Daddy Dave the Sexy, the Fine, the KindSmartAbsolutelyEverythingtoMe

There's a man—some would say Daddy with a mischievous smile—who has supernatural powers, supersuave supersexy superkind supersmart the list goes on...believe me: it's loooooooooooooong—the list, that is. Did I mention he's sexy? Look—here's the real rub on Dave: this guy's wife is so madly in love with him, I mean, really in love, obsessed! She's so into Dave that when she sneaks away drunk at a party, it's not for something suspicious or foul play—it's something much sweeter: she runs up to typewriter poets to gush about her husband, to ask for a poem for him, all like: My husband is Dave and Dave is so sexy! LAAY