A Note to My Little Ladies Before Christmas:

Young ladies, I am writing you in great haste, with one gloved hand holding the reins with one eye on Rudolph's red spotlight and the other hand typing away (don't type and drive when you start driving! Very dangerous!) I just want to let you girls know that I am on my way to Miami with a big bag full of gifts, and something special for each of you! Your mom is a serious lady! She twisted my arm to write you with haste to let you know to keep behaving, even during the winter break! Oh, and also, don't forget to have fun and tell your mother you love her very very very much! Best, Santa Clause